The  10 Commandments

    I. The one true American- made motorcycle is the Harley Davidson, and thou shalt not put no other motorcycles before it.

    II. Thou shalt bow down and worship the God of Chrome; for,  he is a True god and will get thy butt home.

    III. Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles thy sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.

    IV. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and Party.

    V. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor his maidservant, nor her cute little butt.

    VI. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride Jap-crap, for Jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.

    VII. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.

    VIII. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven.

    IX. When riding thy Harley on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

    X. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy Harley with thy Harley brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.